While on a business trip in Long Island, I managed to find time to see 300. A word of warning: Only see this movie if you have no problem being exposed to the following:
- Intentionally historically inaccurate films
- Intense yet stylized violence
- Sweaty, ripped abs
- Repetition and shouting of the word “Spartans”
- Sepia tones
- Fat guys with swords for hands
- Musical anachronism
- Car chases
I’m just kidding about that last one. Or am I? Read on to find out. . .